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#15: GEOSTORM

So You Don't Have To Really seems to just love Gerard Butler movies. Can't even begin to imagine why a podcast about watching terrible movies in theaters might be really into Gerard Butler... yup... no ideas. 

Happy 3rd Gerard Butler Episode Day!

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#14: Valerian

Oh man, y'all. This is a very different kind of SYDHT. Only one of us has seen this clunker, and it's not Liz!

 

Also. Did you guys know that our email address HASN'T always been SYDHTpodcast@gmail.com? Because neither did we, until we finished recording this episode. Long story short, now that email is valid! Hit us up there with your movie suggestions and feelings!

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KEITH

Hello Everyone WE'RE BACK.

And we've brought you KEITH, possibly the worst movie that Netflix has to offer. Did you think Jesse McCartney was a dreamboat when you were 11? WELL BUCKLE UP. WE'RE ABOUT TO RUIN HIM. Or rather, Keith will do it for you. 

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Ladies and gents! Two years from when we started this little shindig, we return to our roots with the next installment in the Grey series, 50 Shades Darker! With special guests Carolyn Sinon, who has seen this movie but no others, and Damon Taylor, who has seen neither movie! It's a great time all around. Let's talk about butts, consent, and sponsors! (PS This one's kinda dirty! Keep your kids away!)

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Hey, you know what? This one wasn't as much of a train wreck as we were expecting. It's still pretty rough, but like... not a dumpster fire. Good friends Damon and Johnny join Liz on this weird poisoned cotton candy movie, Suicide Squad! This is one that you don't HAVE to watch, but if you want to, we won't discourage you! Weird!

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Teagan is about to enter into an amazing magic trick, and so to celebrate it, we're watching a movie you can rent on Google Play! But, please don't. Take our word for it, there's no reason to see this weird, nonsensical video game. Unless you really like movies about walking. And believing you can fly. 

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Looking for a fun explosion-fest? Looking for a trashy foreign romp with zero mean-spirited homoeroticism? Want to see Gerard Butler NOT stab numerous people in the face? Then you should definitely skip LONDON HAS FALLEN. Lucky for you, Liz, Teagan, and guest stars Mark Maxwell and Damon Taylor, already saw it... so you don't have to.

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#8 The Choice

Teagan was tragically eaten by a bear, so she's sitting out this episode while she's digested. Liz is joined by Johnny and Damon, to watch actually the most boring movie in the entire world ever, starring Benjamin Walker, Vampire Hunter, and Less Good Kristen Stewart. We did this for you, America! And for Teagan. RIP Teagan. Hope that bear was good to you.

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They're baaaaack! With help from special guest commentator Mark Maxwell, Teagan and Liz report back on their experience drinking through both the new horror classic The Boy AND the first twenty minutes of the final death rattle of Robert DeNiro's career, Dirty Grandpa. As always, they did it SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

Got suggestions for future torture? Tweet at us, @sydhtpodcast

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